It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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