Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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