would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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