Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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