If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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