he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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