Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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