brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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