how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
