U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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