But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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