If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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