awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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