I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i need some magic done to my vagina
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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