he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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