brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
This house was built for laser tag.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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