Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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