If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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