you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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