How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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