the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.