My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank