GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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