You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
love makes seman taste better
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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