But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
im six kinds of drunk right now
I've blown a few things in my day
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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