I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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