Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.