I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.