they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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