Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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