It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
ugly people sure do ruin things
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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