walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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