So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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