you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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