I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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