So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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