There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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