Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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