These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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