you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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