And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Enjoy the penises
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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