if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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