So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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