Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Michael Bay diarrhea
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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