I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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