Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Randomize
