do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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