i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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