easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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