found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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