no one should ever give us hovercrafts
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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