We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened