Umm I'm too high to move.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..