yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.