Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?