I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
Love having children with random chicks
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.