Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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