did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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