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• (301): View more from Maryland

  please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.

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  suggestion: become a stripper.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.

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• (818): View more from California

  Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.

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• (323): View more from California

  When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (835): View more from Pennsylvania

  The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.

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  That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.

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