A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go