he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She told me I should be a condom model.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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